Church Bulletin Board

October 28th, 2019 by Kali Lewis

The following appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services.

· Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale, it’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

· Don’t let worry kill you off — let church help.

· For those of you that have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

· Potluck supper Sunday at 5 pm—prayer and medication to follow.

· The church will host an evening of fine dining. Super entertainment and gracious hostility.

· At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What the hell?!”.  Come early and listen to our choir practice.

· Low self-esteem group will meet Thursday at 7 pm. Please use the back door.

· This being Easter Sunday service we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

· The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoons.

· Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again”, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

· The sermon this morning “Jesus Walks on Water”. The sermon this evening “Searching For Jesus”.

· Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

· This evening there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

· The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday— “I upped my pledge—up yours”.

                                            – Compiled by Max Bowen